(You may want to skip this post if you’re tired of airport stories.) Do you knowingly hire idiots? I hope not, but if so, take a moment to idiot-proof your products. Last weekend, I had the misfortune to fly to and from the Minneapolis airport (if you’ve been there you know what I mean.) Breaking up the interminable journey from parking to gate, I stopped at a Bluwire kiosk to buy new headphones. Seated at my gate several thousand steps later, the a-JAYS Two fashion-forward, style-above-all case resisted my increasingly profane “Open Sesame” entreaties. Arrgh. Back to Bluwire. “No refunds and, by the way, you need something sharp to open the case ” said the idiot. (Apparently they're way nicer to "prospects" than to "customers." Got it. You've banked my money and now want me to board a plane to some far-off destination.) Something sharp…in an airport…on the “clean” side of security…tick-tock…wait for it. (Cue Homer Simpson) “Doh! You ...
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