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Hanging Up On Honda

My phone rang last night, with the caller ID showing an unfamiliar number from Fremont, MI.  A quick Google search hinted that it was Honda calling, probably to determine my satisfaction with a recent oil change at one of their dealers.

I'm not answering their calls.  Not now, not ever.  Why?

Several months ago, after a similiar service visit led to a similar call, I told the researcher I was unhappy with the dealer for recommending what I thought were unecessary service items in an attempt to inflate my bill.  (So what else is new, right? Whodathunk?)

Not twenty minutes later said dealer's service manager calls, unhappy that I'd given him and his department less than perfect marks and downright angry that I'd aired my suspicions in the survey.

So I gave their customer satisfaction researchers honest feedback and they ratted me out to the locals.  Seriously?

Let's make a new deal.  Mark down that I said "Honda's service is PERFECT in all respects" and stop calling me.

And that $1,400 of "recommended" service items?  Bite me.  Next time I'm going to Jiffy Lube.
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