He fought for this country. You wrote law review articles.
He was a true outdoorsman and naturalist. You play golf, summer on Martha's Vineyard and wouldn't know a morel from a moral.
He said "Speak softly and carry a big stick." You deliver great speeches and, well, that's pretty much all.
Next time you channel someone, pick a lesser light. You won't suffer so badly by comparison.
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